Saturday, December 4, 2010

Product Review : Fuxonic Tube Stack Ultima

Mustapha tells me that we've had several emails from readers of yesterday's review telling us that they loved the look of the Fuxonic Tube Stack but wanted more oomph than the 11ngW of the baseline model. So today we bring you the 20ngW Ultima.

Fuxonic Tube Stack Ultima : 20ngW of throbbing power

Be blown away by the sonic coherence of the Ultima. Thanks to the unique 1st order crossover and point source radiation pattern, the Ultima covers the entire range without a shift in tone or timbre or rumbling, giving a cohesiveness to the sound that goes far beyond a frequency chart.

So far, so good. After just a day of this mind-numbing techno-babble, we've worked our way up the advertizing food chain to a name I've heard of: Bose.

Tomorrow we'll seal the deal with another bullish kit review.

P.S. If you're a puzzled audiophile who got here accidentally via a google search, just click on the Amazon link ()and buy something expensive. Thank you.

33 comments:

  1. The $3100 price tag was a little off-putting, but hey, free shipping...

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  2. It's cool...but not $3100 cool. lol

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  3. Wow that is cool. Waaaay too expensive for me.

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  4. Hilarity! My covers are blown back, sir.

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  5. I'm a googling audiophile and what is this?

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  6. Will they blow a woman's clothes off? If not, they're not worth it.

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  7. LOL, "please buy some insanely expensive crap". love it. totally audiophile. i love how they markup everything like 5000%. their cables are the best - i suggest a posting on audiophile cables for $1M.

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  8. I don't think anyone is getting it.....And Classically, this isn't the Italian Job.....

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  9. High quality audio is worth a very nice buck to me, but my pockets aren't bottomless.

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  10. I'd settle for something cheaper

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  11. interesting blog, I'm following.

    check out mine http://brand-new-shoes.blogspot.com/

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  12. oh, its too expensive for my needs :D

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  13. Not to bad If you read between the lines. :)

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  14. Don't think I need huge speakers like those.

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  15. Is it really worth that price? I want a used car or 3,100 dollar burgers.

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  16. I use LOTS of covers during winter....so that better be one powerful fart.

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  17. "blow away the covers with a rumbling fart" had me cracking up haha

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  18. $3100? I haven't seen a deal this enticing since I bought those Monster brand coat hangers that hang clothes with %50 more retention of the original shape.

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  19. lmao why does this blog always have the weirdest shit on it.

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  20. Great, will be looking forward to tomorrow's post ;)

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  21. while i do think that is the coolest question anyone has ever asked me about my nail polish im afraid the answer is no. i was really feeling gray, so thats what color the base is, then i took whatever other color i liked and made little designs. randomess is what powered it! btw thx for the comments and such.

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  22. i wish i could afford those..thats one thing every person needs, badass speakers

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  23. Geez, more overly-expensive crap people shouldn't try to afford, haha.

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  24. Gotta get that loud bass for the neighbors :D

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