Friday, December 3, 2010

Product Review : Fuxonic Tube Stack Speakers

As promised, today we bring you the first in a series of great holiday gifts for that special someone in your life.

What fan of dome tweeters could resist the Fuxonic Tube Stack?

"With their sleek styling and space-age technology, the Fuxonic Tube Stack series are sure to appeal to discerning listeners. The speakers feature smoothly rolled off in-room response and outstanding low end reach with subwoofer reinforcement. The designers have brilliantly traded off tight, fast, accurate bass for indistinct rumblings to give outstanding imaging performance." ....Does anybody understand this drivel?

Lovers of raw power will be more than satisfied with a rating of over 11ngW!

One naggaWatt is defined as the speaker power output required to trigger a neighbor complaint when playing "House of the Rising Sun" at 12 midnight on a Saturday night in a standard apartment building.


We'll have another great consumer electronics review in our next post.
We're sure to have an interesting time!
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 19:25
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38 comments:

  1. MikeDecember 3, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    I need to pick me up one of those!

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  2. Major MackDecember 3, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    Nice gotta get some speakers like that!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 3, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    I'll be... now I want a pair if nothing elese to say what they are.. Socially acceptable cursing..

    You are so entertaining...

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  4. AnonymousDecember 3, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    LOL I love what you did with the last sentence!

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  5. Poetry of the DayDecember 3, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    i luld all over myself

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  6. tigeyDecember 3, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    Interesting and fun as usual, nice word play there by the way

    Respect,
    tigey, head of PL Team

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  7. BannedFromAdsense.NETDecember 3, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    Niggawatt!!!

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  8. OkkoDecember 3, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    I see what you did there ;)

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  9. JeffDecember 3, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    Do not toy with Google's Overseer Dominatrix complex

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  10. CandleintheDarkDecember 3, 2010 at 11:06 PM

    I always like your old school greek looking photoshoops. Good stuff, nagga

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  11. LongkidDecember 3, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    lol niggawattttttttttt

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  12. Eazy PDecember 3, 2010 at 11:20 PM

    The category is "People who annoy you. 5 seconds Mr. Marsh"

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  13. JRamDecember 3, 2010 at 11:35 PM

    Is that some South Park?!?! I can't wait to hear your opinion on Julian Assange's "rape charges" btw =)

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  14. TS HendrikDecember 3, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    Classic. That was a subtle and genius gag highlighting the letters.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 4, 2010 at 1:37 AM

    awesome!

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  16. MaxieDecember 4, 2010 at 4:17 AM

    Interesting post. Followin

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  17. SamDecember 4, 2010 at 6:24 AM

    What the Fuxonic Stack!

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  18. UsagiDecember 4, 2010 at 7:32 AM

    hahaha the red words are cool

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  19. caretakerDecember 4, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    it is always some cool stuff on this blog..i like it

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  20. lemozDecember 4, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    2.21 niggawatts

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  21. meDecember 4, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    I know the answer to that puzzle. It's clearly Naggawatt.

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  22. AnonymousDecember 4, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    MigaWatt !

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  23. SamDecember 4, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    Sucio went to Harvard!

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  24. cooperlifeDecember 4, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    Nagga WHAAAAAAT?

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  25. KrichevskoyDecember 4, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    haha! always funny sucio!

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  26. BartDecember 4, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    lol no fap december? whoever even participates in those no-fap month things. i dont even know.

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  27. Mister SharafDecember 4, 2010 at 3:41 PM

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  28. Mister SharafDecember 4, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    sucio, you are one of the best :)

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  29. Monster MadnessDecember 4, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Pretty cool, never heard of it though!!!

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  30. LexsaDecember 4, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    oh my god!

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  31. Cpt PownzorDecember 4, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    tube output is such a great sound. Love my tube amp

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  32. poorfagsDecember 4, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Nigga what?

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  33. LeddiDecember 4, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    I lol'd

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  34. LemmiwinksDecember 4, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    "I" , amirite?

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  35. Tal ZahnDecember 4, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    I had a hard time understanding what the hell it's supposed to do. o.x I agree with the magic red letters.

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  36. MaxDecember 4, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Just saw that episode of SPark, nice.

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  37. HoshiDecember 4, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    Thats just nice xD

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  38. MRanthropeDecember 5, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    "How could I have been so reckless?! 1.21 NIGGAWATTS?!?!"

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