Friday, December 3, 2010

Product Review : Fuxonic Tube Stack Speakers

As promised, today we bring you the first in a series of great holiday gifts for that special someone in your life.

What fan of dome tweeters could resist the Fuxonic Tube Stack?

"With their sleek styling and space-age technology, the Fuxonic Tube Stack series are sure to appeal to discerning listeners. The speakers feature smoothly rolled off in-room response and outstanding low end reach with subwoofer reinforcement. The designers have brilliantly traded off tight, fast, accurate bass for indistinct rumblings to give outstanding imaging performance." ....Does anybody understand this drivel?

Lovers of raw power will be more than satisfied with a rating of over 11ngW!

One naggaWatt is defined as the speaker power output required to trigger a neighbor complaint when playing "House of the Rising Sun" at 12 midnight on a Saturday night in a standard apartment building.


We'll have another great consumer electronics review in our next post.
We're sure to have an interesting time!

40 comments:

  1. I need to pick me up one of those!

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  2. Nice gotta get some speakers like that!

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  3. I'll be... now I want a pair if nothing elese to say what they are.. Socially acceptable cursing..

    You are so entertaining...

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  4. LOL I love what you did with the last sentence!

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  5. Interesting and fun as usual, nice word play there by the way

    Respect,
    tigey, head of PL Team

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  6. Do not toy with Google's Overseer Dominatrix complex

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  7. I always like your old school greek looking photoshoops. Good stuff, nagga

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  8. The category is "People who annoy you. 5 seconds Mr. Marsh"

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  9. Is that some South Park?!?! I can't wait to hear your opinion on Julian Assange's "rape charges" btw =)

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  10. Classic. That was a subtle and genius gag highlighting the letters.

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  11. it is always some cool stuff on this blog..i like it

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  12. I know the answer to that puzzle. It's clearly Naggawatt.

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  13. hahah, my shit runs off of KillahWatts

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  14. lol no fap december? whoever even participates in those no-fap month things. i dont even know.

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  16. Pretty cool, never heard of it though!!!

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  17. tube output is such a great sound. Love my tube amp

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  18. I had a hard time understanding what the hell it's supposed to do. o.x I agree with the magic red letters.

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  19. Just saw that episode of SPark, nice.

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  20. "How could I have been so reckless?! 1.21 NIGGAWATTS?!?!"

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