Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Climbing The Greasy Pole In A Skirt

For the past few days we've neglected our coverage of great bargain flights with British Airways and other quality airlines to have fun at the expense of some famous female politicians.

We didn't set out to feature women only - it just came out that way. So why does it just "come out that way"? What is it about women in politics that gets the creative juices flowing? Are women naturally more divisive or is Suciô just a misogynistic, overgrown boy who gets a kick out of teasing girls? We think it's a little of both.

There are no politicians in America who are more polarizing than Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. Love them or hate them; there's no quite liking them.


But, why? Why in 2008 did Palin seem like more of a joke candidate than a community activist and absentee senator, whose only qualifications were youth and blackness, or two political hacks, whose only qualifications were age and whiteness?


Why does the Secretary of State make Suciô's flesh crawl? Yes, she's an utterly corrupt political opportunist who has milked family connections to grift her way into office - but who isn't? (Suciô is open to offers from female members of the Bush or Kennedy clans.)

Whatever the reason, Suciô isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. We'll continue to make fun of women political figures whenever we feel like it. In the meantime, to show we're equal opportunity bigots, here's a fat old fagbot:

Under Massachusetts law, fembots can be male.

(For the record, Suciô thinks that Pelosi is a disgrace to the office of Speaker, Merkel is the best Chancellor in recent history - big deal - and Gillard is God's vengeance on the stupid Aussie electorate.)

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38 comments:

  1. No matter anymore. She isn't a contender for the next presidential run anyways. With her silly reality show nonsense.

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  2. This isn't the type of post I was expecting when thinking of girl's on poles :[

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  3. Heh, in some seriousness, women just are always up for being criticized. Society just holds women to higher standards than men, therefore get judged a lot more harshly. It is wrong, but not going to stop me from making jokes at women's expense. (But I make fun of all people, mwahaha)

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  4. Silly Sarah Palin, no one will ever take you seriously again. :P

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  5. I'm a woman and sometimes we are just flat out ridiculous.. i would not go into politics if you offered me a trillion-tax free dollars and a full time pool boy that looked like Johnny Depp.. I would surely act a fool..lol..

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  6. "come out" "creative juices" "greasy pole" "corrupt political opportunist"
    It's like xmas again!
    No Genocide Resolution this year though. :(

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  7. palin is holding that bear by the penis.

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  8. that barney frank makes my nipples hard.

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  9. Hey, the Australian people aren't stupid... Oh man, I couldn't even say that with a straight face.

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  10. Someone needs to shoop running bear into the first picture.

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  11. I came to see a girl on a greasy pole, and I got Sarah Palin and a fembot fagbot. There's just not enough gasoline to pour into my eyes.

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  12. Is Palin an airhead? You betcha. Is she also the one and only PILF? Doggone right.

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  13. Thanks for the update; creating a list of these fuckers to look out for.

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  14. ah damn, please don't make me go on a Sarah Palin rant. I'd better leave now.

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  15. poor mr teddy bear, she makes him shame

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  16. Seriously, the two extremes available in female politicians; the hard, cold, ball breaker or the clueless, smiley-faced pageant gal. There's no in between, it would seem. We have yet to produce a woman I'd take seriously. Considering the young women are looking to Lady GaGa and Paris Hilton as examples of what to shoot for, we'll never have a female president. Still, chimps like Bush manage to get elected and play president in a suit for years and leave a bloody mess. If he applied to be CEO of a corporation they would have laughed him out of the lobby.

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  17. i may have gotten aroused by that last gif... you're paying for therapy

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  18. Haha the last pic the guy is going rambo on everyone >_<

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  19. A lot of great politicians started as a joke candidate. Think it's more courage and will race

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  20. Machine gun nipples D: Why do assault bots need glasses?

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  21. hey thanks so much for your compliment :)! i´m glad!!

    i love the first photo....but i hate the last photo :)))

    Wish you a great day
    ...i go shooooooppping hehe
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  22. where'd she put the mic on the bear??

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  23. Haha, I enjoyed this post a lot. Thanx Sucio.

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  24. I loved Palin's wink during the VP debate. I knew she was incompetent and that I'd never vote for her...but wink into the camera stole my heart (lust).

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