Sunday, December 5, 2010

Product Review : Fuxonic King Audiophile Cables

A valued reader suggested that we next review some Audiophile-grade cables. Today we're proud to bring you the Fuxonic King range of cables.

Fuxonic King : Experience massive sound with our cables.

Audiophile cables are utterly beyond parody. All we can do is to point you to the write up for Nordost ODIN interconnect cables: a snip at only £12,260.00 for a 1m pair. Their specs are as impressive as the price:
  • INSULATION: High purity class 1.003 extruded Fluorinated Ethylene Propylene
  • CONSTRUCTION: Precision Dual Micro Mono-Filament and TSC design
  • CONDUCTORS: 8 x 23 AWG extruded silver over 99.99999% OFC 
  • PROPAGATION DELAY: 90% speed of light 
  • OVERALL SHIELD COVERAGE: 100% Total Coverage 
OMG 90% of the speed of light! Surely electrons were never intended to propagate at such speeds. These cables could rip apart the fabric of space and time. Does the TSA know?


It's easy for us all to sneer at audiophile excesses, but the real purpose of these products is to set a benchmark for the upper bounds of stupidity. This allows Joe-Sixpack to walk into Best Buy and buy a piece of the dream: by paying a couple of hundred bucks for gold-plated HDMI cables. He can then invite some friends over and show off to them the blackness of his blacks and the silence of his silences.


If you want a piece of the dream, click the link and treat yourself to a little every-day audiophile luxury.
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 21:16
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33 comments:

  1. WillowDecember 5, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    Monster cables to the left aren't worth the money.....

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  2. Suciô SanchezDecember 5, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    @ Willow : don't you yearn to show people the blackness of your blacks and the silence of your silences?

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  3. tigeyDecember 5, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    audiophile luxury, hehe, yeah

    Respect,
    tigey, head of PL Team

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  4. tigeyDecember 5, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    audiophile luxury, hehe, yeah

    Respect,
    tigey, head of PL Team

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  5. JeffDecember 5, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    Or I get them from Meritline for $6 a two-pack. Works just as well. For silence, I prefer earplugs. For blackness, This

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  6. World of ZeroDecember 6, 2010 at 12:48 AM

    Those are damn expensive cables.

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  7. Guy Movie BloggerDecember 6, 2010 at 1:00 AM

    I'd love to show people the blackness of my blacks. But then, I might get charged for indecent exposure.

    Viva Sucio indeed.

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  8. MikeyBDecember 6, 2010 at 1:04 AM

    hahaha right on

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  9. Classically Trained NubDecember 6, 2010 at 1:55 AM

    It's almost like those captions are a code for something. If only I could figure it out.

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  10. whatshouldibuytodayDecember 6, 2010 at 2:15 AM

    What's the point really... no one can notice any difference anyway.

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  11. SamDecember 6, 2010 at 5:21 AM

    90% of the speed of light? i hope that lady in the pic who stepped on the pigeon is 90% lighter than she looks

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  12. AnonymousDecember 6, 2010 at 5:55 AM

    Well at this price-£12,260.00 for a 1m pair I guess I can afford one fiber...

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  13. Justsayin'December 6, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    Those cables are damn expensive for sure.

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  14. UsagiDecember 6, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    anyone wanna buy this damn expensive cable?

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  15. RawrDecember 6, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    followin you

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  16. Savage NuggetDecember 6, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    OMG$300, need moar scratch offs!

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  17. The Angry LurkerDecember 6, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    Good grief!

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  18. JRamDecember 6, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    I laughed @ 90% of light speed. It sounds almost like a personal Large Hadron Collider.

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  19. noogDecember 6, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    12,000 pounds/meter... is that a joke?? 90% the speed of light ??? hahahah!

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  20. caretakerDecember 6, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    very expensive stuff

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  21. BartDecember 6, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    haha i would totaly buy a pizza off that guy

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  22. HitchcockDecember 6, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    haha, lold

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  23. AnonymousDecember 6, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    so powerful !

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  24. WillowDecember 6, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    @Sucio, I can do that already by turning off the TV and Sound :)

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  25. MRanthropeDecember 6, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    Those cables would go great with my HD LED,LCD tv...maybe I should get some for my non-existent 2 year old, his plasma screen sure could use more blackness.

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  26. Mike LitorisDecember 6, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    lolwhat i dont even

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  27. Mister SharafDecember 6, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    great post

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  28. BrutDecember 6, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    Hahaha, this is funny.

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  29. Monster MadnessDecember 6, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Good job with this post, haha.

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  30. The Game Store GuyDecember 6, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    I chuckled at the "rip apart the fabric of space-time" comment. Very cool cables though.

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  31. The Angry VegetarianDecember 6, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    wow, those are some expensive cables. they must be good!

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  32. cooperlifeDecember 6, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    the pleasantness of my electric devices can be the one thing games require wouldn't you agree with me?

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  33. Suciô SanchezDecember 7, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    @ cooperlife : Hmmm. I'll pass that one to Mustapha.

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