Monday, December 20, 2010

The Sincerest Form of Flattery


The image in yesterday's post (on the left above) is Blake's Nebuchadnezzar (1795). The Babylonian king is shown driven to madness and despair by the incessant chorusing of his Hebrew slaves. The image on the right is a late-Victorian (?) picture of the Yeti (from a Monster Madnezz post).

Do they have Hebrews in the Himalayas?


Not For Human Consumption

<The world's favorite airline> are still not answering their phone. Until they do, we'll continue to post flight/travel related items, because a) it's therapeutic and b) it's lucrative. (Airline ads pay very well for some reason.) To keep the bots on the scent we'll be adding flight-related mumbo-jumbo to any posts that would otherwise be "off-message".

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Thank you for flying Suciô Airlines.
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 11:24
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24 comments:

  1. Justsayin'December 20, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    RATS!!!

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  2. Poetry of the DayDecember 20, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    yea that this is effin scary

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  3. systemAdminDecember 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    Hairy Rat Tools...? So Airlines pay more for ads? good to know.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 20, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Haven't been to the Himalayas personally, but I can't imagine there are very many Hebrews there.

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  5. PDecember 20, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    I'm guessing there's a larger meaning to your secret words thingy.

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  6. stmDecember 20, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    19th century himalayan hebrews drove the yetis to madness with the songs of their people.

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  7. MikeyBDecember 20, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    hahaha those pics are wild

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  8. TsipiseDecember 20, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Take hebrew airline to himalaya's . What's the link with Tibet?

    Following.

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  9. xyDecember 20, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    hello:)

    yes the movie is sad but it is true. The film has really touched me! : (Not everyone would understand it and feel you know what I mean ?!:)))!

    XOXO
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  10. TS HendrikDecember 20, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    If I had a nickel for every time I'd read the phrase 'Hairy Rat Tool' I'd... have a nickel. Well done sir.

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  11. BartDecember 20, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    i think u gotta make your own flute. or own a nice skin flute, and let em ladies play that. so yeti's are hebrews? wat? bomb the airlines :P

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  12. AnonymousDecember 20, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    You get paid to blog? I need to move this rock I have been under..

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  13. MitaecDecember 20, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    hm, could u write something about odin?

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  14. xyDecember 20, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GiRLS LOVE PiNK :)))))

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  15. noogDecember 20, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    still at the airport?!? at this point, i feel as if i were with you... sharing in your torture. hope everything works out

    hebrews in the himalayas should be a band name...

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  16. Monster MadnessDecember 20, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    Thanks for linking to my blog dude. I remember when you mentioned the similarities. haha. Great post!

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  17. mindDecember 20, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    i hope there not terroriste

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  18. whatshouldibuytodayDecember 20, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Hahah I see the resemblance

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  19. LexsaDecember 20, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Led on by heaven, and crownd with joy at last: Following!

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  20. SkimboshDecember 20, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    Don't eat any of the peanuts on Suciô Airlines.

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  21. Mister SharafDecember 20, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    good post

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  22. MaxDecember 20, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    If those are the kinds of people you allow on your Airplanes, I do believe I must take my business elsewhere, THANK YOU SIR.

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  23. YellowSguidsArtisticNatureDecember 21, 2010 at 2:01 AM

    Cool pictures

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  24. Chris SedunDecember 21, 2010 at 2:34 AM

    Hey, that's the name of the ship from The Matrix!

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