Monday, December 20, 2010

The Sincerest Form of Flattery


The image in yesterday's post (on the left above) is Blake's Nebuchadnezzar (1795). The Babylonian king is shown driven to madness and despair by the incessant chorusing of his Hebrew slaves. The image on the right is a late-Victorian (?) picture of the Yeti (from a Monster Madnezz post).

Do they have Hebrews in the Himalayas?


Not For Human Consumption

<The world's favorite airline> are still not answering their phone. Until they do, we'll continue to post flight/travel related items, because a) it's therapeutic and b) it's lucrative. (Airline ads pay very well for some reason.) To keep the bots on the scent we'll be adding flight-related mumbo-jumbo to any posts that would otherwise be "off-message".

The flagship of our fleet, the Airbus A380, lifts into the sky with airy grace. It's NASA-rated fly-by-wire systems give the pilot the tools he needs to get you to your destination in comfort and safety.



Thank you for flying Suciô Airlines.

26 comments:

  1. Hairy Rat Tools...? So Airlines pay more for ads? good to know.

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  2. Haven't been to the Himalayas personally, but I can't imagine there are very many Hebrews there.

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  3. I'm guessing there's a larger meaning to your secret words thingy.

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  4. 19th century himalayan hebrews drove the yetis to madness with the songs of their people.

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  5. Rats? Oh hey that's me :D

    And haha damn fucking airlines. As you know, I can't stand them atm!

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  6. Take hebrew airline to himalaya's . What's the link with Tibet?

    Following.

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  7. hello:)

    yes the movie is sad but it is true. The film has really touched me! : (Not everyone would understand it and feel you know what I mean ?!:)))!

    XOXO
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  8. If I had a nickel for every time I'd read the phrase 'Hairy Rat Tool' I'd... have a nickel. Well done sir.

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  9. i think u gotta make your own flute. or own a nice skin flute, and let em ladies play that. so yeti's are hebrews? wat? bomb the airlines :P

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  10. You get paid to blog? I need to move this rock I have been under..

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  11. hm, could u write something about odin?

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  12. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GiRLS LOVE PiNK :)))))

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  13. still at the airport?!? at this point, i feel as if i were with you... sharing in your torture. hope everything works out

    hebrews in the himalayas should be a band name...

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  14. Didn't jews breed yetis to hunt Jesus? Thats what I learned in public school at least.

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  15. Thanks for linking to my blog dude. I remember when you mentioned the similarities. haha. Great post!

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  16. Led on by heaven, and crownd with joy at last: Following!

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  17. Don't eat any of the peanuts on Suciô Airlines.

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  18. If those are the kinds of people you allow on your Airplanes, I do believe I must take my business elsewhere, THANK YOU SIR.

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  19. Hey, that's the name of the ship from The Matrix!

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