Thursday, December 23, 2010

Ann Coulter - The Verdict

We finally got through to <the world's favorite airline> yesterday and they confirmed the obvious - we're here for the duration. We'll continue to add airline-related news to our posts for a while because we're now getting British Airways ads and revenge is a dish best served "within 30 days of the end of the month in which your balance first exceeds $100".

The polls are about to close and we can announce the results:

Some of you were fooled by the clumsy transvestite disguise but most correctly inferred that Ann Coulter is an Alien Reptiloid.

Our thanks to Unablogger for pointing out that Michelle Malkin is her hive-mate.


Madonna and entourage released from grounded Virgin flight 2hrs ahead of mere mortals
Passengers on a Virgin Atlantic flight diverted from Heathrow to London Stansted had to wait on the tarmac for three hours before they were taken off the jet and brought into the airport -- all except Madonna and her entourage, who were taken off in about an hour. Madonna had reportedly been horrifying her fellow first-class passengers by practicing yoga in the aisles while they were held hostage in the aircraft. (QPV8VYUMR5NB)
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 14:01

30 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    Lol can't believe Madonna was brought out first before the first class passengers.

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  2. stmDecember 23, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    this makes sense.

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  3. VaporDecember 23, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    I knew it!

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  4. MikeyBDecember 23, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    well thats a flattering pic hahaha

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  5. Cpt PownzorDecember 23, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    hahaha nice gif took me a bit to see what was going on in it but niceee.

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  6. Monster MadnessDecember 23, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    So I guess I was right voting "other."

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  7. AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    second pic is awesome !

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  8. BillyDecember 23, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    this is news? I've heard reports that she eats her young.

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  9. BartDecember 23, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    lmao thanks for the comment, had to read it over a couple times, but when i got it laughed. as for those ladies up ther, they are still creepy lookin

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  10. AnonymousDecember 23, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    Maybe if the first class could make catchy tunes then be irrelevant 20 years later, they would have been allowed first.

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  11. noogDecember 23, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    you guys are all haters... a strong adam's apple is a sign of maturity

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  12. Come At Me BroDecember 23, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    I should watch more tv!

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  13. xyDecember 23, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    Hello Sucio,

    I wish you a peaceful, beautiful Christmas!
    Have a great day!!!!

    xoxo
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  14. World of ZeroDecember 23, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    She is a lizard! I knew it.

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  15. xyDecember 23, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    hey I have chosen as my "favorite" blog. the blog is like to be as a game of others. If you like, you can continue playing the game.

    Was that really in English? do you understand all this? :)))

    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/2010/12/award.html

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  16. MaxDecember 23, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    I'm glad I rose above the trickery of disguise.

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  17. xyDecember 23, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    fun? i mean fake fur :)

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  18. xyDecember 23, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    oh cute hehehe :)

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  19. Das Auto!December 23, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    damn, i got my vote wrong. if only i could have seen the alien fin protruding from the back of her head. you should have showed more angles! also, it should be illegal for madonna to practice any type of exercise in a public place.

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  20. JeffDecember 23, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    Re: Madonna --I think she is in league with them, and her human host is starting to deteriorate...

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  21. David DavidsonDecember 24, 2010 at 1:10 AM

    regardless, I'ed prob still hit it

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  22. SeionDecember 24, 2010 at 1:37 AM

    Well, that .gif sure took me by a slight surprise.

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  23. AaronDecember 24, 2010 at 4:14 AM

    Sucks about the flight/airline.

    I think their hive probably has thousands of members.

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  24. MitaecDecember 24, 2010 at 5:56 AM

    well obvious Alien Reptiloid is obvious! :) merry christmas too :)

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  25. poorfagsDecember 24, 2010 at 6:46 AM

    Madona going yoga in the aisle? I suppose anyone else would have been tackled for terroristic activities.

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  26. cooperlifeDecember 24, 2010 at 6:49 AM

    Madonna doing yoga would scare me too.

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  27. TsipiseDecember 24, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    So Madonna is a yoga-practicing reptiloid? I knew this.

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  28. AnonymousDecember 24, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    so the truth's out huh

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  29. CandleintheDarkDecember 24, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    Scary.

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  30. G345tDecember 24, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    I knew it!

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