Nietzsche was the master of the aphorism: short, punchy, provocative statements that "philosophize with a hammer". Nietzsche's works are like motivationals, the philosoraptor meme and troll posts all rolled into one.
"...my ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else says in a book
-- what everyone else does not say in a book."
Nietzsche espoused a Dionysian morality: the irrational, life-affirming, yes-saying morality of Homeric heroes. He opposed the Apollonian, rational, life-denying, no-saying, slave-morality of Plato and Christianity.
As befits a "random" board, /b/ is firmly Dionysian: wealth, strength, health and power are "good", the poor, weak, sick and pathetic are "evil". The gravest sin on /b/ is to act as a moralfag. Recurring obsessions with Nazis, blacks, women and cp all fit the Dionysian pattern.
TL;DR: here's a random selection from Nietzche's troll posts:
- Women are considered profound. Why? Because we never fathom their depths. But women aren't even shallow.
- A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
- The last Christian died on the cross.
- "Faith" means not wanting to know what is true.
- The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies, but also to hate his friends.
- Extreme positions are not succeeded by moderate ones, but by contrary extreme positions.
- He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
- Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
- What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
We end with a rebuttal from Nietzsche's most implacable foe: