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oh wow. the things some people would buy. lol
ReplyDeletethere expensive gow you own
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think I can pass on that one.
ReplyDeletefor this woman living like a damned nun, where is that toll Free number..Ha!!
ReplyDelete(I love The Angry Man's comment..haha)
sometimes i dont even know what the... but your humor always appeals to me. its sickening.
ReplyDelete:) No comment :)
ReplyDeletedoes that say titty fruit?
ReplyDeletea very lucrative business idea, with so many fruits and vegetables being shaped like wangs!
ReplyDeleteMy mind is now gone.
ReplyDelete@cooperlife: ... yes ...
Reminds me of an adult movie I watched once. The places she stuck that eggplant was disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI suddenly never want to eat those vegetables again.
ReplyDeleteNo more carrots.. ever
ReplyDeleteWow... just wow.
ReplyDeletenice pictures...
ReplyDeleteit's too expensive for me... 500$ for vegetables... unbelievable :/
ReplyDeletehahaha what pic :D
ReplyDeleteI see the edible arrangement vans all around Phoenix.....and I don't need an engorgement, I already have issues keeping mine in my pants....
ReplyDeleteLovely post...
ReplyDeleteI love fruits !
ReplyDeletewhere is big sausage?hhh
ReplyDeleteim kinda confused
ReplyDeleteHell yeah I want some hot veg-on-veg action. Do you mean vegetables or vegetarians? Either way, I'm game.
ReplyDeletehow can i make sure i get the large bananas and not the small ones that curve off to the right??
ReplyDeleteSeems Sucio finally revealed the truth about his work in agriculture
ReplyDeleteI really hope that's a joke. Esp. since you could probably go to your local supermarket if you really had that...craving.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pretty cool fruit.
ReplyDeletelol i know these pics, they are from a classic theatre lysistrata we played it last year :D it was awesome!
ReplyDeletethats quite the pic lol
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you didn't use a banana, that would have been too easy.
ReplyDeleteIs this part of getting your 5 a day?
ReplyDeletephallus are fantastic
ReplyDeleteHaha, the placement of them is just hilarious. However, I don't see myself having the need for them anytime soon.
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