Monday, January 10, 2011

Exploitable Tragedy

Regular readers will know that Suciô has a pretty strong stomach - retrieving an image from MormonBoyz.com is proof enough of that - but he finds the way that some politicians and commentators have jumped to exploit the shooting of Rep. Giffords nauseating.

One tool in particular has managed to differentiate himself from the Palinoiac pack :

Democratic Rep. Bob Brady’s office has announced he will be introducing legislation making it a federal crime to threaten or incite violence against a member of Congress or a federal official.


Rep. Bob Brady (D-PA) takes cover behind a disturbingly hot Nancy Pelosi.


Small-Print Tutorial - Exploiting Exploitables

Suciô is aware that a high proportion of his valued readers are deranged potheads. One day the drug-induced Schizophrenia will cut in and the voices in their heads will tell them to send poorly shooped threats of violence to public figures. When that day comes they're likely to be too distracted to create an image from scratch.
That's where exploitables come in. Just save and open in GIMP the image to the left; Ctrl+C (<Edit><Copy>) and then <Edit><Paste As><New Layer> onto your target image. Scale and Move to fit and you're good to go.

A google image search with the magic word "exploitable" is a good way to build your arsenal.



Send copies of any particularly offensive pictures you make to:


(Don't forget to cc: the FBI.)

52 comments:

  1. Brady looks like a Mafia goon.

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  2. Wow, what a trailblazer.
    The problem with this is that it's going to create a class war with stiffer penalties if you attack someone more well-off. Noble's Law anyone?

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  3. That's cool. Going to exploit this hard time.

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  4. Pelosi does look semi-appetizing here.

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  5. next lets outlaw psychopathy.

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  7. Seriously, get me out of this hell-hole state. I fucking hate AZ. It's inbred, conservative, stupid, backwards and its politicians have always been jokes and its citizens are all armed anywhere, any time. It's good to know they back having guns in bars. Every patron should be packing as they down their cheap beers and fight about the godawful state sports teams. Yes, I have every intention of freeing myself from this state ASAP and take absolutely no credit for any asinine things they do here. Oh, there is, however, one good law in AZ. The "Stupid Law" that says if you try to drive through a flooding wash and you get stuck, you have to pay the expenses to haul your ass out of there. The one and only smart thing I've seen the state do since I've lived here.

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  8. Nice edit :) might give it a try :P

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  9. Wrong... I'm not a schizo pothead... I'm a bipolar pothead...

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  10. These guys are all assholes. They'd sell their own mother if they could. They'd even bang Pelosi if they thought it'd get them anywhere.

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  11. Hehe, there are so many things I would put in the background of that doom shotgun picture :)

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  12. good ol doom. That is such stupid legislation good luck enforcing something that is so arguable in a court of law.

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  13. I wonder if that has any implications of first amendment rights?

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  14. This was amusing lol. I guess it's something I might do when I'm bored too.

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  15. I want this whole thing to just go away.

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  16. heeeeeeeeeey,

    I can run with the shoes. extra high boots were made for me :))))! I love high shoes. I can not live without :))))

    xoxo
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  17. I'm gonna use this and send it to my local Chic-Fil-A representative. Gonna show those fuckers what happens when they get for being closed on Sunday.

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  18. yay let's spit on the first amendment more!

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  19. Pelosi's teeth whitening and highlights took 3 days off her aging self..what a gal!

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  20. I feel like playing some good old Doom now for some reason! Haha. New follower!

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  21. Isn't already illegal to threaten or incite violence against a civilian? Oh, I get it. Since they're richer, they get more rights, right? Makes perfect sense.

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  22. The last time I heard about an Australian politician getting attacked was one was at a club at 3 in the morning and was hitting on someone's girlfriend.
    There's quite a difference between the USA and Aus.

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  23. Hahaha you got the perfect picture for this

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  24. ridiculous..fuckin politics..hurts my brain

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  25. haha I wonder what bobby guy is thinking :P

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  26. if you love POETRY OF THE DAY.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS

    http://twitter.com/#!/xcjfx/lists/memberships

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  27. hey man, i'm not a pothead. i take offense to that. i do other drugs besides pot too, you know.

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  28. It's hard to imagine a society that couldn't use a violence metaphor.

    That aside, however, isn't this a violation of free speech?

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  29. I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world.

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  30. i most definatley do the grimli voice when i show my arms up fer battle :D

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  31. ....american politics are getting dangerous.

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  32. Sidenote** It was either whistling ants or marching fleas playing a saxaphone..LOL

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  34. haha nice! Give us moar Photoshop stuff! Will be following you! Farewell bro!

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  35. Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service

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  36. AZ is a fun state to live near, you get to hear about all of the shit, without having to actually deal with any of it.

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