Monday, January 10, 2011

Exploitable Tragedy

Regular readers will know that Suciô has a pretty strong stomach - retrieving an image from MormonBoyz.com is proof enough of that - but he finds the way that some politicians and commentators have jumped to exploit the shooting of Rep. Giffords nauseating.

One tool in particular has managed to differentiate himself from the Palinoiac pack :

Democratic Rep. Bob Brady’s office has announced he will be introducing legislation making it a federal crime to threaten or incite violence against a member of Congress or a federal official.


Rep. Bob Brady (D-PA) takes cover behind a disturbingly hot Nancy Pelosi.


Small-Print Tutorial - Exploiting Exploitables

Suciô is aware that a high proportion of his valued readers are deranged potheads. One day the drug-induced Schizophrenia will cut in and the voices in their heads will tell them to send poorly shooped threats of violence to public figures. When that day comes they're likely to be too distracted to create an image from scratch.
That's where exploitables come in. Just save and open in GIMP the image to the left; Ctrl+C (<Edit><Copy>) and then <Edit><Paste As><New Layer> onto your target image. Scale and Move to fit and you're good to go.

A google image search with the magic word "exploitable" is a good way to build your arsenal.


Send copies of any particularly offensive pictures you make to:


(Don't forget to cc: the FBI.)
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 13:33
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48 comments:

  1. VaporJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    Brady looks like a Mafia goon.

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  2. G345tJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Wow, what a trailblazer.
    The problem with this is that it's going to create a class war with stiffer penalties if you attack someone more well-off. Noble's Law anyone?

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  3. TsipiseJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    That's cool. Going to exploit this hard time.

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  4. MRanthropeJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Pelosi does look semi-appetizing here.

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  5. stmJanuary 10, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    next lets outlaw psychopathy.

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  6. RawrJanuary 10, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    hahaa XD cool

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  7. Justsayin'January 10, 2011 at 2:40 PM

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  8. SamJanuary 10, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Brady looks hungry

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  9. Justsayin'January 10, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Wait...what?

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  10. Sharon DayJanuary 10, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Seriously, get me out of this hell-hole state. I fucking hate AZ. It's inbred, conservative, stupid, backwards and its politicians have always been jokes and its citizens are all armed anywhere, any time. It's good to know they back having guns in bars. Every patron should be packing as they down their cheap beers and fight about the godawful state sports teams. Yes, I have every intention of freeing myself from this state ASAP and take absolutely no credit for any asinine things they do here. Oh, there is, however, one good law in AZ. The "Stupid Law" that says if you try to drive through a flooding wash and you get stuck, you have to pay the expenses to haul your ass out of there. The one and only smart thing I've seen the state do since I've lived here.

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  11. DooJanuary 10, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    Nice edit :) might give it a try :P

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  12. BTN Hip HopJanuary 10, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    AZ is deadly man

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  13. tigeyJanuary 10, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Hehe, there are so many things I would put in the background of that doom shotgun picture :)

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  14. Monster MadnessJanuary 10, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    This has some potential ;)

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  15. Cpt PownzorJanuary 10, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    good ol doom. That is such stupid legislation good luck enforcing something that is so arguable in a court of law.

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  16. ZakkJanuary 10, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    I wonder if that has any implications of first amendment rights?

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  17. level85nerdJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    wow, i havent expected that!

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  18. whatshouldibuytodayJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    This was amusing lol. I guess it's something I might do when I'm bored too.

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  19. Drew BriskiJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I want this whole thing to just go away.

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  20. HorussJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    nice read, thanks

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  21. xyJanuary 10, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    heeeeeeeeeey,

    I can run with the shoes. extra high boots were made for me :))))! I love high shoes. I can not live without :))))

    xoxo
    http://mar-iza.blogspot.com/

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  22. JondelJanuary 10, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Next stop police state.

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  23. Classically Trained NubJanuary 10, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    I'm gonna use this and send it to my local Chic-Fil-A representative. Gonna show those fuckers what happens when they get for being closed on Sunday.

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  24. IsaacJanuary 10, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    yay let's spit on the first amendment more!

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Pelosi's teeth whitening and highlights took 3 days off her aging self..what a gal!

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  26. The VikingJanuary 10, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    I feel like playing some good old Doom now for some reason! Haha. New follower!

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  27. rigor tortoiseJanuary 10, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Isn't already illegal to threaten or incite violence against a civilian? Oh, I get it. Since they're richer, they get more rights, right? Makes perfect sense.

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  28. LesJanuary 10, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    The last time I heard about an Australian politician getting attacked was one was at a club at 3 in the morning and was hitting on someone's girlfriend.
    There's quite a difference between the USA and Aus.

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  29. Mister SharafJanuary 10, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    they control us!

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  30. Major MackJanuary 10, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    politics ...................

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  31. BrutJanuary 10, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    Hahaha you got the perfect picture for this

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    haha I wonder what bobby guy is thinking :P

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    if you love POETRY OF THE DAY.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS

    http://twitter.com/#!/xcjfx/lists/memberships

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  34. mrecanJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    lol nice one

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  35. Das Auto!January 11, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    hey man, i'm not a pothead. i take offense to that. i do other drugs besides pot too, you know.

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  36. UnknownJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    It's hard to imagine a society that couldn't use a violence metaphor.

    That aside, however, isn't this a violation of free speech?

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  37. UnknownJanuary 11, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world.

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  38. BartJanuary 11, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    i most definatley do the grimli voice when i show my arms up fer battle :D

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  39. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    Sidenote** It was either whistling ants or marching fleas playing a saxaphone..LOL

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  40. Solsby KidJanuary 11, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    Haha yeah AZ IS a deadly man

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  41. ShadyJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:26 PM

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  42. ShadyJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    headshot:D

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  43. The Latest Movie TrailersJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    nice post

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  44. Niklas und SabethJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    haha nice! Give us moar Photoshop stuff! Will be following you! Farewell bro!

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  45. Poetry of the DayJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    sanchez i love you. dearly

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  46. JeffJanuary 11, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service

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  47. DesignAndLaughJanuary 12, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    AZ is a fun state to live near, you get to hear about all of the shit, without having to actually deal with any of it.

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  48. systemAdminJanuary 13, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Bring on the Tyranny!

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