Suciô is concerned that some of his metrosexual readers may have been left in a state of confusion by yesterday's hot Bart action. Thankfully MARiZA has just published a set of photos which should help you decide which side your bread is buttered on.
We were going to use this image to illustrate the hoops you have to jump through to publish animated gifs on blogspot, but it looks as you can just upload them now and they'll animate anyhow.
So today's small-print tutorial is canceled. Call it a snow day.