Friday, January 28, 2011

Crabs of the World - #5 Bikini Bottom

Hello, I'm Mr Krabs and I like money.

Well, these crab-related ads are surprisingly lucrative. Some of you must really like Maryland soft-shell crabs, or Kansas University sports memorabilia. Or perhaps you really need a hermit crab terrarium.

It couldn't be anything else could it?
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 10:33
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41 comments:

  1. CandleintheDarkJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    I yearn for seafood.

    Also for medicated shampoo.

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  2. Jimmy FungusJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Only problem for Mr. Krab is it is extremely difficult to open a wallet with lobster hands.

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  3. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Mr Krabs pisses me off, big time! I'd eat him if given the chance!

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  4. ZakkJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    I love spongebob! One of my favorite shows.

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  5. DooJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    I agree with you. Crab fever is the new Bieber fever haha

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  6. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    How can a crab even be fat? He defies logic. Oh, and I guess there's that whole anthropomorphic thing too (if you want to get technical).

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  7. Ray RousellJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    But what about Squid???

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  8. LeoJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    I dislike crabs :/
    The genitalia ones also
    Leo,
    http://simplykidleo.blogspot.com/

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  9. Sharon DayJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Damn! You make me homesick for the blue crabs of the Chesapeake. I used to throw those guys into a pot of boiling water, every now and the one would knock off the lid, jump out and scramble under the refrigerator. I guess that's what a broom handle is good for. Okay, so what was the point of this? I'm highly distractible.

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  10. UsagiJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    next will be the evil little creature, plankton

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  11. shishimaruJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    oh for crab of any kind... theyre so good.... sadly where I live seafood in general is rather limited >:3

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  12. Julie FergusonJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Crab with a cream cheese and cocktail sauce to eat with it..... yum!

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  13. Justsayin'January 28, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Of course not I really dig Kansas U and soft shell crab :D

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  14. TeutorixJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    Love my seafood man.

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  15. Toast BurntJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Seafood is pretty good...sushi...

    Following and supporting.
    toastburnt.blogspot.com

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  16. noogJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Sorry I haven't been around for a few days... People are calling me back for interviews and life's been a mess... I just checked out your last few posts and see you're back to your old ways ;D... I could go for some crabs myself... now where to click..........

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  17. Tal ZahnJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    All this talk about crabs makes me itchy. Damn hypochondria. It makes me very... crabby.

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Crabs are everywhere these days they even have a genre music called crabcore lol

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  19. MRanthropeJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    you're a damn genius Sucio, an evil genius!

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  20. Bird Shit January 28, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Seafood=yuck, Mr. Krab=awesome!

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  21. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Crabcakes with dill sauce and I will be your slave.. well, maybe a case of crabcakes...

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  22. The Dream GuideJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    now WHEEEERRRRRES ME MONIES!

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  23. IsaacJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    I got one on this post that says "Driving to Mexico?"

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  24. PawawanpiJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    :3
    Well Mr Krabs is a crab. XD

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  25. LesJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    I guess the SEAFOOD business is worth a lot of money, what with all the LOBSTERS, CRABS, and VARIOUS CRUSTACEANS. I wonder what the keywords are for more SEAFOOD related ads.

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  26. Suciô SanchezJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    @ Les - the lamest ad by far is

    "Pictures Crabs
    Find Pictures Of Crabs
    Stds at Great Prices"

    which shows what kind of keyword string is passed to advertisers' code.

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  27. mrecanJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    lol awesome once again

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  28. JordanJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    I followed and supported, please check out my new blog!!

    onlythetechnews.blogspot.com

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  29. Das Auto!January 28, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    First person to come to my house and put a fresh Alaskan crab on my dinner plate gets $35. I'm hungry goddammit.

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  30. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Awesome post once again! :D brings back memories of when Mr.Krabs actually charged spongebob for a working fee hahahaha great post, keep it up man! :)

    http://blazaimagenes.blogspot.com/

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  31. ChrisJanuary 28, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    crabs are designed by god to be eaten

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  32. MixedNutsJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    I like the king crabs dat giant claw.

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  33. watchmanJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    it could be advertising crabby patties

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  34. AdaJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    I once had deep fried whole softshell crab. It was amazing.

    Now I'm reading a book about pubic crab fetishes...

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    CRABBY PATTIES!!!

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  36. Major MackJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    wtf is that an add for. Crab ads suck :) I dont see how they are lucrative unless you have an itch :(

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  37. BrutJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    VOTE FOR SUCIO!Prop 69!!

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  38. tigeyJanuary 29, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    Nope, I guess thats it !

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  39. appleciderJanuary 29, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    yay for seafood! <3

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  40. TsipiseJanuary 29, 2011 at 7:23 AM

    nice. crab. CRAB CRAB CRAB.

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  41. SoreLosersGamingJanuary 30, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    As soon as I opened this post, all I heard in my head was: "SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"

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