Friday, January 28, 2011

Crabs of the World - #5 Bikini Bottom

Hello, I'm Mr Krabs and I like money.

Well, these crab-related ads are surprisingly lucrative. Some of you must really like Maryland soft-shell crabs, or Kansas University sports memorabilia. Or perhaps you really need a hermit crab terrarium.

It couldn't be anything else could it?

46 comments:

  1. I yearn for seafood.

    Also for medicated shampoo.

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  2. Only problem for Mr. Krab is it is extremely difficult to open a wallet with lobster hands.

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  3. Mr Krabs pisses me off, big time! I'd eat him if given the chance!

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  4. I love spongebob! One of my favorite shows.

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  5. I agree with you. Crab fever is the new Bieber fever haha

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  6. How can a crab even be fat? He defies logic. Oh, and I guess there's that whole anthropomorphic thing too (if you want to get technical).

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  7. Damn! You make me homesick for the blue crabs of the Chesapeake. I used to throw those guys into a pot of boiling water, every now and the one would knock off the lid, jump out and scramble under the refrigerator. I guess that's what a broom handle is good for. Okay, so what was the point of this? I'm highly distractible.

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  8. next will be the evil little creature, plankton

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  9. oh for crab of any kind... theyre so good.... sadly where I live seafood in general is rather limited >:3

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  10. Crab with a cream cheese and cocktail sauce to eat with it..... yum!

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  11. Of course not I really dig Kansas U and soft shell crab :D

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  12. Seafood is pretty good...sushi...

    Following and supporting.
    toastburnt.blogspot.com

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  13. Sorry I haven't been around for a few days... People are calling me back for interviews and life's been a mess... I just checked out your last few posts and see you're back to your old ways ;D... I could go for some crabs myself... now where to click..........

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  14. All this talk about crabs makes me itchy. Damn hypochondria. It makes me very... crabby.

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  15. probly strangling bitches. they're made of leather. lol whats this post about... i 'll vote

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  16. Crabs are everywhere these days they even have a genre music called crabcore lol

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  17. you're a damn genius Sucio, an evil genius!

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  18. great blog following and supporting
    http://GADAFINY.blogspot.com

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  19. Crabcakes with dill sauce and I will be your slave.. well, maybe a case of crabcakes...

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  20. I got one on this post that says "Driving to Mexico?"

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  21. I guess the SEAFOOD business is worth a lot of money, what with all the LOBSTERS, CRABS, and VARIOUS CRUSTACEANS. I wonder what the keywords are for more SEAFOOD related ads.

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  22. @ Les - the lamest ad by far is

    "Pictures Crabs
    Find Pictures Of Crabs
    Stds at Great Prices"

    which shows what kind of keyword string is passed to advertisers' code.

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  23. I followed and supported, please check out my new blog!!

    onlythetechnews.blogspot.com

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  24. First person to come to my house and put a fresh Alaskan crab on my dinner plate gets $35. I'm hungry goddammit.

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  25. Awesome post once again! :D brings back memories of when Mr.Krabs actually charged spongebob for a working fee hahahaha great post, keep it up man! :)

    http://blazaimagenes.blogspot.com/

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  26. crabs are designed by god to be eaten

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  27. I like the king crabs dat giant claw.

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  28. it could be advertising crabby patties

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  29. I once had deep fried whole softshell crab. It was amazing.

    Now I'm reading a book about pubic crab fetishes...

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  30. wtf is that an add for. Crab ads suck :) I dont see how they are lucrative unless you have an itch :(

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  31. I loved this, great!!
    Fantastic post!!
    xx

    Henar
    ...OH MY VOGUE

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  32. As soon as I opened this post, all I heard in my head was: "SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"

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