Thursday, January 27, 2011

Crabs of the World - #4 Kansas

A Kansas Pom-Pom Crab (Lybia tesselata kansasensis)
pictured here with head cheerleader Ginger Muffington.

Bio-Theologians from Kansas University today shocked the scientific world with the publication of the first definitive proof of the theory of Intelligent Design. Their findings show that KU cheerleaders are infested with a unique sub-species of pom-pom crab with coloration exactly matching that of the KU Jayhawks.

Team-leader, Professor Chip Quackenbush told a packed press conference: "of course all cheerleaders harbor a rich and varied assortment of crustaceans, but the odds against this color combination occurring randomly are literally astronomical."

At an emergency meeting, the Texas Board of Education ordered the recall of all Biology textbooks from the Texas school system. Teams of fundamentalist Bio-theologians are working round the clock to rush out new texts with all reference to Darwinian selection removed.

Famed Rationalist Professor Richard Dawkins declined to be interviewed before his retirement to a Trappist monastery on the Franco-Swiss border.
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 18:15
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27 comments:

  1. LeoJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Science always amazes me.
    Follow me b ros
    http://simplykidleo.blogspot.com/

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  2. Mister SharafJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    amazing

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  3. Poetry of the DayJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    just blows my mind

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  4. VaporJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    LOL!

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  5. AdaJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    The prof's name is a nice touch.

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  6. LesJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    I knew that if we perservered, we'd disprove evolution! Viva god!

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    That cheerleader has the most epic name! Ginger Muffinton classic :D

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  8. BartJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    i think some investigative reporting is required. to get down and see for ourselves. i recommend sanchez to get down and dirty in some muffs...

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  9. A Beer for the ShowerJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

    -Homer Simpson, back when he was actually worth half a chuckle

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  10. MarleneJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    There REALLY is such a thing as a pom pom crab!

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  11. DooJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    I don't know what to say, this is beyond godlike! Scary at the same time.

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  12. ChrisJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Jakes on you KU cheerleaders!

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  13. thegoldenchildJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    lol @ the cheerleader name.

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  14. EvilWafflesJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    That's just messed up. Is this real?

    tehhappyplace.blogspot.com

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  15. TheDude748January 27, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    hahaha, whaat? XD

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  16. The Liquor GuyJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Yes, but do they taste good?

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  17. ericsJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    dammit, i knew it!

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    Wow! nice post! keep it coming! :)

    Supporting!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    Crab Cheerleader! I want to see him at a sports game.

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  20. mrecanJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    man i love your imagination

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  21. TeutorixJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:59 AM

    Nice post. I lold really hard.

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  22. The Angry LurkerJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    Pom Pom Crabs.WTF?....LOL

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  23. SoreLosersGamingJanuary 28, 2011 at 6:16 AM

    Crab cheerleader? 100% less likely to hit on the quarterback!

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  24. Max EvelJanuary 28, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    As I have always guessed....
    college students have a variety of crabs.

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  25. Jimmy FungusJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Take that, Richard Dawkins!

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  26. ZakkJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    you and your crabs :p

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  27. Justsayin'January 28, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    That's awesome lol.

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