Monday, January 31, 2011

Crabs of the World - #6 Space (Part 3)

Suciô's cold is getting better but he's left with a lingering cough and a feeling of disgruntlement. Pandering to our readers' medicinal-hygiene needs has rather kept us away from being mean-spirited to anyone (other than KU cheerleaders). Hopefully we'll make up for lost time when this animation is done. In the meantime there's always the comments section of your blogs. Go on, make my day, post some more Dr DRE, or dubstep, or some life-affirming shït about puppies.


Stage 3 - Who is This Super-Hero?

Time to start work on our "gun". Given our theme, we obviously need a phallic image. We were going to go with a simple pixelated erection, but google image search came up with this winner:



"My parents laughed when I told them I wanted to major in Drama,
but look at me now."
(You can be as cool as this guy for just $49.99.)

We think the model in the picture above has had enough humiliation for one lifetime. We'd like to replace his face with that of an utterly debased public figure, with not a shred of dignity and no redeeming features. We also need someone who's light on his feet. Who better than ex-Whitehouse Chief-of-Staff and soon to be king of the Cook County kleptocracy, Rahm Emanuel?

Ballet Rahmbert.


One complication is his finger: lost in a tragic goosing accident when Nancy hiccuped.
(We'll ignore it : pretend he's wearing a "fingldo" prosthetic.)


Behold! Rahm, the Hebrew God of Dicks.



We know Rahm's light on his feet. Is he light on his balls?



Looks good. Now we just need to add a black background and mask trailing frames...

The Balled Avenger rides again.


Tomorrow we'll get him "shooting". (Unless the Illinois Supreme Court enjoins us not to.)

P.S. Google is pure genius. Just previewing this brought up ads for "email marketing". Don't mention H3RB4L V14GR4!

36 comments:

  1. You never let me have any fun Sucio, I heart HV...

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  2. Lol'ed bouncing pen, i'm looking forward to tomorrows collaboration.

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  3. wowwwwwww, hilarious

    http://lunch-timeconversations.blogspot.com/

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  4. I laughed so hard at the caption of the dick-guy "My parents laughed when I told them I wanted to major in Drama,but look at me now." priceless.

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  5. herbal viagra? in my ads? I think not...

    (Its more likely than you think!) >:3

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  6. naw man you got it all wrong hes just modeling a new hazmat suit. Took the mask off to look like a cool guy. Thats how they make those now.

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  7. lol i have no idea where you're going with all of this. but im okay with it :D

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  8. Makes me want to jump around in front of my computer in metaphorical celebration!

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  9. Lmao, your posts always end up with the stupidest adverts! :P

    Cool .gif bro.

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  10. Need to find some new keywords, quick! Drawing! Dogs! Ayn Rand!
    Is it working?

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  11. Sucio, you are a genius, I love this so much. BALLED AVENGER MAKES THE NIGHT HIS OWN.

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  12. let's play a game called 'just the tip'

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  13. The Hebrew God is just too epic >_<

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  14. Ha ha! I can't wait to see him "shoot" ;)

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  15. haha, great post. keep up the good work :)

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  16. I love the little bounce you gave him.

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  17. Picture of Nancy Pelosi in her orgasm face is oughtfully disturbing!

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  18. I disagree with Chris ^^^...Nancy's O face is surprisingly saucy.

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  19. Hehehe ...The Balled Avenger rides again

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  20. All I can see are dancing penises. That will haunt my dreams forever more.

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  21. oh god this is amazing. just amazing
    keep on

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  22. So if I spend the $49.99 on this suit, can I bounce around like that? That's kinda what's selling it to me.

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  23. Great post! keep it up :)

    Always supporting,

    http://blazaimagenes.blogspot.com/

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  24. The balled avenger has a certain something alright, just don't want to put my finger on it.

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  25. Who's face is he going to bust a load on?

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  26. Damn... That was really cool.

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  27. Damn, he has to hold until tomorrow now???

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  28. Faaack you... they paid me $200 to pose in that dick costume... and you wouldn't believe that amount of tail I got on halloween...

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  29. Hahahahahaha! The amazing jumping penis!

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