Monday, January 31, 2011

Crabs of the World - #6 Space (Part 3)

Suciô's cold is getting better but he's left with a lingering cough and a feeling of disgruntlement. Pandering to our readers' medicinal-hygiene needs has rather kept us away from being mean-spirited to anyone (other than KU cheerleaders). Hopefully we'll make up for lost time when this animation is done. In the meantime there's always the comments section of your blogs. Go on, make my day, post some more Dr DRE, or dubstep, or some life-affirming shït about puppies.


Stage 3 - Who is This Super-Hero?

Time to start work on our "gun". Given our theme, we obviously need a phallic image. We were going to go with a simple pixelated erection, but google image search came up with this winner:



"My parents laughed when I told them I wanted to major in Drama,
but look at me now."
(You can be as cool as this guy for just $49.99.)

We think the model in the picture above has had enough humiliation for one lifetime. We'd like to replace his face with that of an utterly debased public figure, with not a shred of dignity and no redeeming features. We also need someone who's light on his feet. Who better than ex-Whitehouse Chief-of-Staff and soon to be king of the Cook County kleptocracy, Rahm Emanuel?

Ballet Rahmbert.


One complication is his finger: lost in a tragic goosing accident when Nancy hiccuped.
(We'll ignore it : pretend he's wearing a "fingldo" prosthetic.)


Behold! Rahm, the Hebrew God of Dicks.



We know Rahm's light on his feet. Is he light on his balls?



Looks good. Now we just need to add a black background and mask trailing frames...

The Balled Avenger rides again.


Tomorrow we'll get him "shooting". (Unless the Illinois Supreme Court enjoins us not to.)

P.S. Google is pure genius. Just previewing this brought up ads for "email marketing". Don't mention H3RB4L V14GR4!
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 15:19
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33 comments:

  1. VaporJanuary 31, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    You never let me have any fun Sucio, I heart HV...

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  2. MixedNutsJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Lol'ed bouncing pen, i'm looking forward to tomorrows collaboration.

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  3. LeoJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Lol I enjoy your blogs.
    http://simplykidleo.blogspot.com/

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  4. Jacob DybiecJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    wowwwwwww, hilarious

    http://lunch-timeconversations.blogspot.com/

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  5. ZakkJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    I laughed so hard at the caption of the dick-guy "My parents laughed when I told them I wanted to major in Drama,but look at me now." priceless.

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  6. shishimaruJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    herbal viagra? in my ads? I think not...

    (Its more likely than you think!) >:3

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  7. Cpt PownzorJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    naw man you got it all wrong hes just modeling a new hazmat suit. Took the mask off to look like a cool guy. Thats how they make those now.

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  8. BartJanuary 31, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    lol i have no idea where you're going with all of this. but im okay with it :D

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  9. AndrewJanuary 31, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Makes me want to jump around in front of my computer in metaphorical celebration!

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  10. CandleintheDarkJanuary 31, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    Oh man he's too cool.

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  11. RawrJanuary 31, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    cool, keep it up

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  12. SoreLosersGamingJanuary 31, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    Lmao, your posts always end up with the stupidest adverts! :P

    Cool .gif bro.

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  13. watchmanJanuary 31, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    I am laughing so hard

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  14. LesJanuary 31, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Need to find some new keywords, quick! Drawing! Dogs! Ayn Rand!
    Is it working?

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  15. BrutJanuary 31, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    Sucio, you are a genius, I love this so much. BALLED AVENGER MAKES THE NIGHT HIS OWN.

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  16. systemAdminJanuary 31, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    ...peach colored pen...

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  17. Quinn ElectronicsJanuary 31, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    let's play a game called 'just the tip'

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  18. DooJanuary 31, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Lol@The last gif, crazy!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    The Hebrew God is just too epic >_<

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  20. NatáliaJanuary 31, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Ha ha! I can't wait to see him "shoot" ;)

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  21. TheDude748January 31, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    haha, great post. keep up the good work :)

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  22. AdaJanuary 31, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    I love the little bounce you gave him.

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  23. ChrisJanuary 31, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    Picture of Nancy Pelosi in her orgasm face is oughtfully disturbing!

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  24. MRanthropeJanuary 31, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    I disagree with Chris ^^^...Nancy's O face is surprisingly saucy.

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  25. tigeyJanuary 31, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    Hehehe ...The Balled Avenger rides again

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  26. mrecanFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    oh god this is amazing. just amazing
    keep on

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  27. A Beer for the ShowerFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    So if I spend the $49.99 on this suit, can I bounce around like that? That's kinda what's selling it to me.

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  28. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    Great post! keep it up :)

    Always supporting,

    http://blazaimagenes.blogspot.com/

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  29. The Angry LurkerFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    The balled avenger has a certain something alright, just don't want to put my finger on it.

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  30. cooperlifeFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Who's face is he going to bust a load on?

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  31. RedHeadRobFebruary 1, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    Damn... That was really cool.

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  32. TsipiseFebruary 1, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Damn, he has to hold until tomorrow now???

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  33. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    wow lol

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