Saturday, November 27, 2010

TSA To Target Asian Women in Boots

By now you've all seen the pictures of President Obama with a fat lip after a supposed "basketball injury" yesterday. We ask, what's more likely: that the President was elbowed by a worker for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, or that he was the victim of a ritual humiliation by a highly trained North Korean woman kick-assassin?

Ninja-like, the kick-assassin uses stealth and natural cover to evade Secret Service Agents.


Back in Pyongyang, squad mates discuss the success of the operation.
Posted by Suciô Sanchez at 10:41
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31 comments:

  1. SugarNovember 27, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    sugar was there..;)

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  2. MikeNovember 27, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Only a boot to the face from a North Korean woman could cause such damage

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  3. Poetry of the DayNovember 27, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    ty sanchez for uncovering the truth behind the matter. this proves n. korea is the best korea.

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  4. tigeyNovember 27, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    I agree, highly trained North Korean woman kick-assassin is really what happened

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  5. AnonymousNovember 27, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Indeed, this seems like a cover-up by the government to hide the North Korean Kick Boot Woman.

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  6. LoneIslanderNovember 27, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    It's the truth!

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  7. RatchNovember 27, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    haha good theory

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  8. SinisaNovember 27, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    :-)

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  9. Justsayin'November 27, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    I can suppoet that! ;)lol

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  10. AnonymousNovember 27, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    you put a nice post today!

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  11. Monster MadnessNovember 27, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    This case needs more research!

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  12. AnonymousNovember 27, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    Lol the korean woman did falcon kick

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  13. happybuffetNovember 27, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Hahah, I actually threw a shoe at him.

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  14. cooperlifeNovember 27, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute is just a front for the North Korean Lady Assassin Caucus.

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  15. Major MackNovember 27, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    LOL, good to see him getting his hands dirty lol

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  16. Das Auto!November 27, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    haha i've gotta keep an eye out for these North Korean women!

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  17. AnonymousNovember 27, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    Serves him right! Viva La Korean Kickers!!!!!

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  18. Classically Trained NubNovember 27, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    I once fought alongside the Korean Kick Assassins, but they betrayed me in the end. Never forget.

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  19. ZanckNovember 27, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    thanx for visiting,,

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  20. AnonymousNovember 27, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    Hmm.. maynbe we need to investigate this a bit more? I detect a Boot-Gate happening under our very noses..

    (PS- your words on my blogs are so very, very appreciated..thank you)

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  21. Come At Me BroNovember 27, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    Obama is great!

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  22. IQuotesNovember 27, 2010 at 10:57 PM

    Interesting demographic there

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  23. WillowNovember 28, 2010 at 12:01 AM

    Isn't it dangerous to group the Asian women? They know Kung Fu.....

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  24. JeffNovember 28, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    Wait..it was my understanding he already had a fat lip. This joke was brought to you by the Aryan Brotherhood.

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  25. Das Mostrencxs Information & Intellingentsia SistemaNovember 28, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    That's true, I was there!

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  26. AnonymousNovember 28, 2010 at 2:48 AM

    North Korea is Best Korea

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  27. HitchcockNovember 28, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    Damn korea

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  28. AnonymousNovember 28, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    cool post ! i like it, wach my blog to.

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  29. AnonymousNovember 28, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    funny !

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  30. MikeyBNovember 28, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    good post..im gonna follow ya

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  31. MRanthropeNovember 28, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    Typical. Obama gets his lip busted by a friend and does nothing. If Bush had gotten roughed up,he would have had Cheney shoot that dude in the face!

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