Saturday, November 27, 2010

TSA To Target Asian Women in Boots

By now you've all seen the pictures of President Obama with a fat lip after a supposed "basketball injury" yesterday. We ask, what's more likely: that the President was elbowed by a worker for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, or that he was the victim of a ritual humiliation by a highly trained North Korean woman kick-assassin?

Ninja-like, the kick-assassin uses stealth and natural cover to evade Secret Service Agents.


Back in Pyongyang, squad mates discuss the success of the operation.

34 comments:

  1. Only a boot to the face from a North Korean woman could cause such damage

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  2. ty sanchez for uncovering the truth behind the matter. this proves n. korea is the best korea.

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  3. I agree, highly trained North Korean woman kick-assassin is really what happened

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  4. Indeed, this seems like a cover-up by the government to hide the North Korean Kick Boot Woman.

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  5. Lol the korean woman did falcon kick

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  6. Hahah, I actually threw a shoe at him.

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  7. the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute is just a front for the North Korean Lady Assassin Caucus.

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  8. LOL, good to see him getting his hands dirty lol

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  9. haha i've gotta keep an eye out for these North Korean women!

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  10. lol damn tsa. ruining everything

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  11. Serves him right! Viva La Korean Kickers!!!!!

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  12. I once fought alongside the Korean Kick Assassins, but they betrayed me in the end. Never forget.

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  13. ugh. asians in boots are so hot though.

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  14. Hmm.. maynbe we need to investigate this a bit more? I detect a Boot-Gate happening under our very noses..

    (PS- your words on my blogs are so very, very appreciated..thank you)

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  15. Isn't it dangerous to group the Asian women? They know Kung Fu.....

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  16. Wait..it was my understanding he already had a fat lip. This joke was brought to you by the Aryan Brotherhood.

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  17. cool post ! i like it, wach my blog to.

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  18. Typical. Obama gets his lip busted by a friend and does nothing. If Bush had gotten roughed up,he would have had Cheney shoot that dude in the face!

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