Sunday, November 28, 2010

North Korea - A Fair and Balanced™ View

Recently we've been less than serious in our coverage of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Today we aim to show that we're every bit as "Fair and Balanced"™ as Fox News. Together with the People's Ministry of Truth and Enlightenment we'd like to bring you some images of the real DPRK, The DPRK that the corporatist lackeys of the mainstream media don't want you to see.

The Pyongyang skyline, featuring the biggest erection in the Korean Peninsular.


Pyongyang's markets and restaurants are filled with top quality staple foods.

Finally, we bring you a picture of Dear Leader, Eternal President Kim Jong-il with his sister, General (****) Kim Kyong-hui visiting a paintbrush factory in Longdong province.

아들아, 우리는 화필 있습니다.

34 comments:

  1. whats with that hairdo? I want a do like that!

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  2. Kin always looks so bad-ass with his sunglasses.. Is it due to illness or something?

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  3. Mmmm dog. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....

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  4. Ha! Great post! It will be interesting to see what happens

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  5. I would love to visit that country some day :D

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  6. reminds me of that Vice documentary on North Korea...backwards as fuck over there.

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  7. Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk my favorite video ever

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  8. @ John: brilliant video. say what you like about North Koreans, they have a natural sense of rhythm.

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  9. Kim has such a "DEAL WITH IT" attitude, it's amazing.

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  10. Very trippy place. I dont think i would ever want to go there.

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  11. Please tell me those are not skinned dogs hanging in picture two... :(

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  12. LOL is that her hair!? :( poor dogs I could never live there

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  13. haha.. Between the hanging dog and Kim's rapper pose, I am absolutely ...wordless..lol...
    That hairdo is tres chic I must admit..lol

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  14. Fox News.. don't even get me started on them..

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  15. I take it you don't like North Korea.

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  16. those dogs are pretty gross dude.

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  17. those are Capitalist running dogs hung by their own noose.

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  18. I don't judge, dog may be pets to us- but it still is just an animal...

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  19. I knew they ate dogs but actually seeing the image was terrilbe

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  20. man korea is fucked right up.. my sister is supposed to teach there next year but she doesn;t know if it's gonna be too dangerous

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  21. Well you knwo that Kim Jong, doesn't go tot he bathroom and he was born under a double rainbow!

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  22. "the biggest erection in the Korean Peninsular"

    hahaha, sweet!

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  23. A tyrannical leader who cares only of himself and his own family, whilst he lays waste to his people and all those who oppose him. Nothing a shot of lead to the brain won't cure.

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