"Who's a good president then?"
So, who in political life best embodies the Stoner Dog ideal? There are lots of candidates (like these two muppets) but Suciô thinks the prize goes to The Honorable Patrick "Patches" Kennedy.
"I've never worked a f*cking day in my life."
We've all been there (pulled out of the wreck of our car by cops at 3am, that is), but most of us don't have a prominent politician father to bail us out. (Okay these two muppets did.)
At least junior never killed anybody.
Don't forget your brace son.