Saturday, October 23, 2010

Feel-Bad Election 2012 #2

Time for another candidate profile for the 2012 election. Today we bring you the ultimate green candidate - The Gribble.

Plans are afoot to use these loveley creatures to break down cellulose into sugars for conversion to bio-fuel. What could possibly go wrong with creating billions of giant, mutant, wood eating sea-lice?

That's all for today. Suciô's TCP packets are being carried by teams of specially trained mules and the beasts need to rest.