Showing posts with label Deval Patrick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Deval Patrick. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Politics of Smug

Suciô had thought to call today's piece "From Bromance to Tragedy" but, on reflection, the story of Patrick and Obama is the story of an electorate wallowing in smugness.

The radical wing of American politics has always been about self-righteousness: from the opposition of Yankee smugglers to British tariffs, to the abolitionism of slave-free Northerners, to the temperance of teetotalers and support for redistributive taxation from trustafarians. The left never feels better than when it's making grand gestures with other people's money. (Suciô is not attacking these causes - merely observing that their main supporters were not the ones picking up the tab.)


Monday, October 11, 2010

Deval Patrick: Ewok

Today Suciô brings his political insight to bear on the Massachusetts gubernatorial race.
Despite all the endless column inches devoted to the contest the mainstream media is missing an obvious truth:

Deval Patrick is an Ewok.

His stumpy little body and squeaky voice are clearly designed to appeal to the young and simple minded
Virile, manly men like Suciô meanwhile find the little creature repellent.
Why do we elect politicians who seem to have been designed by George Lucas and a focus group of retards?