Showing posts with label fembot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fembot. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Climbing The Greasy Pole In A Skirt

For the past few days we've neglected our coverage of great bargain flights with British Airways and other quality airlines to have fun at the expense of some famous female politicians.

We didn't set out to feature women only - it just came out that way. So why does it just "come out that way"? What is it about women in politics that gets the creative juices flowing? Are women naturally more divisive or is Suciô just a misogynistic, overgrown boy who gets a kick out of teasing girls? We think it's a little of both.

There are no politicians in America who are more polarizing than Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. Love them or hate them; there's no quite liking them.


But, why? Why in 2008 did Palin seem like more of a joke candidate than a community activist and absentee senator, whose only qualifications were youth and blackness, or two political hacks, whose only qualifications were age and whiteness?


Why does the Secretary of State make Suciô's flesh crawl? Yes, she's an utterly corrupt political opportunist who has milked family connections to grift her way into office - but who isn't? (Suciô is open to offers from female members of the Bush or Kennedy clans.)

Whatever the reason, Suciô isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. We'll continue to make fun of women political figures whenever we feel like it. In the meantime, to show we're equal opportunity bigots, here's a fat old fagbot:

Under Massachusetts law, fembots can be male.

(For the record, Suciô thinks that Pelosi is a disgrace to the office of Speaker, Merkel is the best Chancellor in recent history - big deal - and Gillard is God's vengeance on the stupid Aussie electorate.)

Airport Delays Are Expected to Persist for Several Days
Buried beneath snow for more than 24 hours, New York area airports turned Tuesday to the growing backlog of canceled flights, an accumulation that could take far longer to address than the blizzard itself.
Even as flights resumed, ripple effects from more than 4,000 canceled flights threatened to leave passengers stranded through the New Year.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Julie Gillard Unmasked

Our thanks to reader Les for pointing out that Australian Prime Minister Julie Gillard is another plastic premier.

Obama may be crap but at least he's not ginger.


Thousand-Strong Crowd Riots At Russian Airport After Delays
MOSCOW -(Dow Jones)- A thousand-strong crowd of angry passengers stormed barricades at Russia's busiest airport Monday after being delayed more than 24 hours by a power outage, local news agencies reported. An ice storm Sunday caused power to fail at the airport, which did not have an emergency electricity source. Passengers reported being held in crowded waiting areas and not being given hot food or water.

Angela Merkel Unmasked

Today's political fembot is German Chancellor Angela Merkel. An early model, the Merkel-unit suffers from awkward movement, sudden u-turns and a tendency to lose her charge.

♪♫Wir sind die roboter♫♪
The tell-tale jerking movements of an early model fembot.

To conserve power, the Merkel-unit short-circuits her extremities.

President Bush slips an AAA into Merkel.


Snow cancels 4,000 flights, shuts NYC airports
A strong Christmas-weekend blizzard paralyzed travel along much of the East Coast on Monday, halting flights at the three NYC airports as well as several others in the region.
And for those stranded, airport and airline officials warned it could take "days" before airlines can find empty seats on other flights for all of those passengers.
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