North Korea - A Fair and Balanced™ View

Recently we've been less than serious in our coverage of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Today we aim to show that we're every bit as "Fair and Balanced"™ as Fox News. Together with the People's Ministry of Truth and Enlightenment we'd like to bring you some images of the real DPRK, The DPRK that the corporatist lackeys of the mainstream media don't want you to see.

The Pyongyang skyline, featuring the biggest erection in the Korean Peninsular.

Pyongyang's markets and restaurants are filled with top quality staple foods.

Finally, we bring you a picture of Dear Leader, Eternal President Kim Jong-il with his sister, General (****) Kim Kyong-hui visiting a paintbrush factory in Longdong province.

아들아, 우리는 화필 있습니다.

TSA To Target Asian Women in Boots

By now you've all seen the pictures of President Obama with a fat lip after a supposed "basketball injury" yesterday. We ask, what's more likely: that the President was elbowed by a worker for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, or that he was the victim of a ritual humiliation by a highly trained North Korean woman kick-assassin?

Ninja-like, the kick-assassin uses stealth and natural cover to evade Secret Service Agents.

Back in Pyongyang, squad mates discuss the success of the operation.