Sucileaks - Document Dump

So, Julian Assange has finally made good on his threat to dump a large cache of leaked US diplomatic cables. At some future date Suciô will post his 2¢ on the wisdom of employing a flaming GaGa fan to handle sensitive communications. For now, we'd like to concentrate on the important part of this story: the amount of Adsense traffic that wikileaks is getting. After much thought, Suciô has decided that he wants a piece of the action. We therefore present a secret British diplomatic cable that came into our possession some time ago.

A transcript of this sensitive document follows:

H.M. EMBASSY
MOSCOW

Lord Pembroke
The Foreign Office
LONDON

6th April 1943

My Dear Reggie,

        In these dark days man tends to look for
little shafts of light that spill from Heaven. My
days are probably darker than yours, and I need,
my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a
decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean and
selfish about what little brightness is shed upon
me from time to time. So I propose to share with
you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre
life and tell you that God has given me a new
Turkish colleague whose card tells me that he
is called Mustapha Kunt.

       We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then,
especially when Spring is upon us, but few of us
would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk
to do that.

(Signed)

Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr,
H.M. Ambassador.