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Body Scan or Pat Down?

Today we turn to the subject of the TSA's new security regulations. The political elite generally get to avoid the issue by flying in private jets - like John Kerry's "Flying Squirrel" or Fmr Speaker Pelosi's Gulfstream or Barney Frank's borrowed ride. When they do have to travel with the hoi poloi it often ends in tears. We wonder what the impact will be of leaked pictures of (say) Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on the front cover of Fangoria:

It's a trap!