Monday, November 29, 2010

Sucileaks - Document Dump

So, Julian Assange has finally made good on his threat to dump a large cache of leaked US diplomatic cables. At some future date Suciô will post his 2¢ on the wisdom of employing a flaming GaGa fan to handle sensitive communications. For now, we'd like to concentrate on the important part of this story: the amount of Adsense traffic that wikileaks is getting. After much thought, Suciô has decided that he wants a piece of the action. We therefore present a secret British diplomatic cable that came into our possession some time ago.



A transcript of this sensitive document follows:


H.M. EMBASSY
MOSCOW

Lord Pembroke
The Foreign Office
LONDON


6th April 1943

My Dear Reggie,


        In these dark days man tends to look for
little shafts of light that spill from Heaven. My
days are probably darker than yours, and I need,
my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a
decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean and
selfish about what little brightness is shed upon
me from time to time. So I propose to share with
you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre
life and tell you that God has given me a new
Turkish colleague whose card tells me that he
is called Mustapha Kunt.

       We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then,
especially when Spring is upon us, but few of us
would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk
to do that.

(Signed)

Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr,
H.M. Ambassador.

48 comments:

  1. LOL Mustapha Kunt! What a name!

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  2. Sucio sometimes scares me.
    I love him.

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  3. Good posts, i follow your blog everyday...

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  4. sugar likes it..kissy kissy..;)

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  5. Secret document? Nice one, give us more like this if you have, these are really interesting.

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  6. sounds like Archie has found a Turkish Delight

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  7. Good post, Wikileaks is the best thing that happened to the Internet since...

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  8. I heard Google Adsense is behind the leaks and secretly owns Wikileaks.

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  9. sucio is a dangerous spy !

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  10. Ahahaha, I really like that. You should do more of these! :P

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  11. dear lord... why Mustapha Kunt? Why?

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  12. I would be getting a name change before I did anything. Ever.

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  13. Ask me this a while ago and I never thought this would happen...

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  14. Hmm, you learn something new every day!

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  15. Lol that document is top stuff!

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  16. I totally support Wikileaks. They are doing the job the MSM is supposed to do.

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  17. Yea I chuckled a bit too when I read that the intelligence operative who leaked the documents was a GaGa fan.

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  18. a piece of that action would certainly be nice lol. on a somewhat related note, did they find out who crashed wikileaks yesterday?

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  19. Mustafa Kunt's mother did not love him at all. Great blog, will be following closely.

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  20. They are doing the job the press is supposed to do.

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  21. Wikileaks is kind of smart, but Assange should be careful in case he gets caught.

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  22. Damn it, I spent forever trying to read it off the paper, only to scroll down and see you typed it out ;_;

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  23. I thought Suciô's leaked document was going to be a spam "you won the uk lottery" email...

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  24. Ah, the Wikileaks controversy! I'm okay with what they're doing. I have to agree with what some 'professor' said on a news show here in Australia: it's certainly embarrassing for certain people involved, but I doubt it'll cause much 'trouble' or a 'crisis'.

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